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they are. They say that social nudism alleviates mental strain, and

survey that proves group therapy is more efficient when conducted in the

nude. They'll mention statistics that say nudists are commonly richer and better-

educated than your average cloth-wearing drone.

crimes or incest and participate in extramarital relationships than the sickos in the

textile world.

They assert that clothing is a breeding ground for bacteria.

They say one's skin must breathe, to consume and excrete,

They claim that total-body exposure to sunlight assures a

higher absorption of Vitamin D, crucial to the immune

system. They assert that nudity improves fertility, clears

They say that bask

-

ing naked in the sun fights many types of cancer, even

skin cancer. They say that clothing impede the body's cir-

culatory, reproductive, and lymphatic functions. They

say these ball-smashingly tight blue jeans I am wearing

right now could maybe lead to testicular cancer.

The loyal fkk feels, deep in the bot-

grass, that he lives in a simply more

moral, equal, and reliable world than those

in the textile world. Using desiccated

Francophilic gobbledygook amid feely-meely

googly Edenic let us-all-mush-together-in-a-

gooey-protoplasmic-Love-Soup aesthetics,

the nudist theorist proposes a loftier, more

spiritually advanced manner of living which is accessible to anyone just by

droppin' trou. But don't be deceived---his type of nudism aspires to substantially

more

than mere triflin' nakedness---it seeks to create a utopian society, to winner

the battle for women's freedom, and to maybe even smash the patriarchy if

there's any time left after all that other things.

accepts...nay,

Observes

...the body, with all its warts, rashes, sagging

flesh, ingrown toenails, and swampy bum-stank.

THE NUDIST WORLD,

despite all its delusions of philosophical magnificence

and human uplift, will eternally remain a seriously


tacky

world defined

by goofy jokes, by

Elmer Fudpucker at the Fkk Colony

comedy records,

and by zany fkk-camp cartoons depicting a man who can carry two cups of

boner.

clever catchphrases such as "Skin doesn't equal

sin" and "I Have got a brand naked approach!" and "We

are nude, not lewd" and "Grin and bare it!" It is a

world full of an uncomfortably high quotient of

pervy weirdlin's who, if it weren't for nudism,

would be into, oh,

Star Trek

to meet their lonesome

itch for communal belonging.

In many ways, nudism is, in addition, the natural-created

enemy of pornography. Nudism proposes that

all

of us should be nude,

while porno posits that just a

few

That is a monumental differ-

ence. Porno depends upon the general societal quelling of nudity, or it

Would not be special enough that people would pay for it. Much of the sex

industry's abundance is truly dependent upon the mainstream

suppression

of

nudity. If nudity were trivial, it wouldn't be so "exotic," and men

Would not really PAY just to see a woman's bare tush.

I have a tendency to side with the pornographers. My main beef with social nudism,

Aside from the oceans of aesthetic cheese, is the indisputable, demonstrated-by-

science fact that many people SHOULD be hung up about their bodies. I am

currently seeking signs for my anthropological thesis that clothing was

initially devised not as vain, peacock's-feathers-style adornment...nor for

weather-related motives...nor to hide a sense of naked shame...but completely as

punishment for unattractive individuals.

I

love

my body. Yours, I am not so mad about. There are so many people I

wouldn't need to relate to on a bare level. If follow don't even need to look at

them clothed, why would I want to see them with their shit all up-front and

Inside my face? I do not feel so swell about Utopia if it means I 've to be nude

Still, the warm wind feels great on my exposed skin. But for now, I Will increase

the fence around my

own

garden

of Eden and frolic there. Me and

vate brand of Anti-Social Dystopian

Nudism. I like the thought of nudity

for me...but not for thee.

lady friend succinctly phrased it

when I asked for her ideas on

nudism, "I do not need to look at

somebody else's crap."

MILESTONES IN

FKK FILM

Americans to ogle the nude human form in print

and on film screens...well, the naked

Caucasian

form, anyhow, since

National Geographic

had no

 
 
 

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